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"@Sleepyhead: Dammit!"

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"These are your people, Gwyneth; you chose them."

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"Remember when Rosie was a comedian?"

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"@CapnCalamity: Isn't John's the one that opened in Santa Monica?"

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"10 Things I Hate About You: The Series - all of the hate, none of the Shakespeare."

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"@Little Mintz Sunshine: And you call yourself a WASP..."

Desk_hack commented on Jon Stewart Lets It Slip He Thinks Denis Leary Is A Raging Asshole

"@Dave J.: Additionally, as Leary pointed out in another interview, the parents want the (faked) diagnosis so their kid can be guaranteed one-on-one tutoring, thus sucking up the resources of the school."

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"@User-Generated Screen Name: You're not allowed to live near schools, are you."

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"@Curatorial: Exactly."

Desk_hack commented on Anne Hathaway's New Man Accused of Shameless Heiress-Chasing

"I'd bet money that P6's "insider" was a fat drama major who wanted to get with Shulman during orientation and was denied, and can't quite manage to hop off the bitter train."