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      imjustskinny on Aug 8, 2008

      REALLY nice Mayella Ewell reference. Love that I saw that! :)


      NOLA girl on Aug 5, 2008

      Camptown Races. The rest of the song goes:
      Fuck the fleur-de-lis,
      screw the golden key,
      kappas are the colors of a tampon box,
      you can wear them too.


      JacquesPaysan on Aug 1, 2008

      Thank you, sir. You would've thought of it, if you were a Harry Potter dork, like me.


      Aaron Altman on Aug 1, 2008

      Brilliant, my friend.


      bringmemyTofu on Aug 1, 2008

      Haha! Oh man, that is a great way to start off a Friday morning. But I was wrong, it was "J-Crew." "I was such a big J-Crew person then." Ha! Thanks for the video.



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