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        "This is soul shaking to this girl?"
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        "I was up at 5:30 and at my polling site at 5:45 to vote this morning in the Kensington area of Brooklyn."
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      sassypants on Sep 13, 2008

      /i> closing a tag...


      TheologicalSong on Jul 30, 2008

      hmmm...message not showing...okay, let's try this again: most elegant hostess, I have written a wrapup, and would be tickled if you'd read it. it's there in the Ball comments. mornin'!


      TheologicalSong on Jul 30, 2008

      hello there, most elegant hostess. I have written a recap and would be most delighted if you'd read it. it's there in the Ball comments.


      IndianSlipper on Jul 24, 2008

      DAMN right! When I was in the Jaycees, we always had a prize for the person who travelled the most miles to attend.

      I'm thinking blowjob? (haha kidding)


      IndianSlipper on Jul 23, 2008

      You going to the NY meetup Friday? I'll be there!


      Phyllis Nefler on Jul 1, 2008

      Great time chatting and wishful thinking-ing!


      Unfun on Jun 12, 2008

      I am sad I just realized who you were. I had a hard time connecting names to comments etc. last night. I barely got to speak to you! You're super cute!


      Unfun on May 17, 2008

      Yes! That theory is way better than my "celebs are naturally dicks" theory. No really, it HAS to be real, how else to explain Tom Cruise's level of insanity?


      BalknChain on May 17, 2008

      Thank you for the kind words.
      xo


      IndianSlipper on May 9, 2008

      I already do that but she just chalks that up to me being a drunk ;-)


      IndianSlipper on May 8, 2008

      LOL, the note from "softbeadysuedeshoes". I forgot about that guy. Yes, this roomate sucks. At least she has a second interview today and will hopefully be gone during the day soon instead of sitting around like a lump.



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